Okay..I'm making light of a serious subject..sorry sorry sorry..


Depression is EXTREMELY boring..no wonder people kill themselves,..at least it brightens up a dull day.
I personally, am too optimisic to ever kill myself..i always think tomorrow will be a better day...and i might miss something..
( although is my heart of hearts I'm afraid I'll be forgotten )
thanky for the nice words and even the odd words..
Anyone know any jokes?

35 Comments:

  1. Max and Me said...
    oh my...please don't even joke about such a thing. you matter so much to so many...you have great worth and value. and just think of the many things you still have yet to do in your life. i suffer debilitating depressions at times as well but...you gotta keep going. i hope things get better for you.
    Camie Vog said...
    Cyn,
    I recommend high doses of B Complex 100 vitamins and C Vitamins (at least 500 mg) three times a day with a bit of food.

    Your brain will thank you, as will your mental/emotional state... Stress tends to depleat your bodies nutrients, compounding the issues you are trying to cope with.
    Cynnie said...
    oh pie..you and your jelly head..yummy visual!
    meander..everything is jokable..everything..
    Camie!..I will thank you!..I know I need something
    * (asterisk) said...
    Here's a joke, though it's in Italian.

    Di giorno, sono inglese; di notte, russo.

    It's a very VERY funny play on words. Allow me to explain for those who don't read/speak Italian:

    It says: By day, I'm English; by night, Russian. But it also says: By day, I'm English; by night, I snore.

    Hysterical, no? Thank you, and good night!
    FOUR DINNERS said...
    Been on shift so missed yer earlier posts. Loads n loads of hugs babe. x

    An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years.
    On her return, her father cussed her. "Where have ye been all this
    time?
    Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call!? Can ye
    not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?
    The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....dad....I became a prostitute...."
    "Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family."
    "OK, dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur
    coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for
    $5million. For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the
    sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked
    outside plus a membership to the country club....(takes a breath)....and an invitation
    for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and...."
    "Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad.
    Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff."
    "Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a
    Protestant'. Come here and give yer old man a hug!"
    Anonymous said...
    hahahaaa!!!..omg..thats sooo funny..I'll think of you when i butcher it trying to tell it to my daughter tonight
    this is cynnie..but blogger and my computer are being a dick
    Falloff Boy said...
    Here, just for you, is my Dad's favourite joke. One that I heard 50 times the other week, while I was helping him and my brothers move furniture.

    A man walks into a Vets with what appears to be a dead rabbit.
    MAN: "oh Doctor, would you take a look at my poor wee rabbit? He's not very well."
    VET: "Well, he looks dead to me sir, but put him on the table and I'll examine him."
    The vet gives the rabbit a quick examination. It is clearly dead
    VET: "I'm afraid your rabbit is dead, sir."
    MAN: visibly upset "Oh god no, are you sure? Could you make sure, he is very dear to me. I'd like a second opinion.
    VET: "Of course."
    The Vet opens the door and in walks a Labrador dog. It sticks it's front paws on the table and has a good sniff at the rabbit.
    It finishes and looks at the Vet, shaking it's head sadly.

    VET: "There we have it sir, I'm afraid it's is definitely dead."
    MAN: crying "Please, please no! I want another opinion!"
    The Vet simply sighs and opens the door to let a large tabby cat enter. It jumps onto the table and spends a few minutes sniffing and pawing at the rabbit. It then looks at the Vet and sadly shakes it's head.
    VET: "Sir, I'm afraid that is the last word. Your rabbit is dead. Now, about my bill."
    MAN: "A bill, what bloody bill?"
    VET: "Yes sir, a bill. I wouldn't normally have charged you for anything, but you will need to pay for the lab report and the cat scan!"

    Boom and indeed, boom.
    Cynnie said...
    aww..thats a story!!..maybe I'll video me and daughter acting it out..
    that would be too cute..
    Anonymous said...
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    are some comments from friends of mine do you sometimesfor awhile feel realy good and other times feel blue for no reason or a situation triggers it ? an abrupt chang helps by just doing something off beat the vitamins take awhile to kick in sometimes its thyroid and b12 for women health sugar is bad as wel as white flour the mechanixs of depression can be delt with to end it is to end a conflict keep smiling ok
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    Anonymous said...
    oh that 3 comments from around the world you realy need good adventures like traveling ? i love it you know i got so tired of here since awhile ; i notice i have friends threw rainy days they are always there our friend 106 is getting a surprise of treasures from hobbitland the shire ; inentory is at a milion about good to relocate in rivendale hidden messages my heart does say these things will the other heart join the best of times are the most simple and truthfull very amazeing times a long voyage i know and time but in a way time forges in the fires in the depths of hearts a new begings i actualy find it harder to bring tis into writting anything realy as iam so used to realy doing it in real life in person to feel lifes brilliances is to feel the real winds and scents of life unlike the net
    Lhonez said...
    I hate to sound cliche but there is nothing worth killing yourself. Life is too valuable....
    Anonymous said...
    i think cynthia has a good point her and duagter acting out its healthy funny i do it all the time get into the habbit of it breat that old pattern in my la vide i had mega fun i got many otheres one is my cannons and myself on the navy ship i played with the 3 inch 50s with trusty camera inside the gun turrests and outside i sure made a lot of folks take cover ship no 4 ?
    Anonymous said...
    whats the funnyiest thing to happen to anybody ? i have many; one story is i was sitting beside the 5 inch guns on hmcs sasakchawan butt naked suntanning;;; the gun barrels gave a bit of shade then along side the ship hmcs;;; out of nowhere a paddlerwheeler cruise ship opssssssss a big oops as cameras where clicking and a 100 feet away this silly little paddler wheeler with maybe 100 tourists looking straight on at our ship this is a destroyer class ship i was at the forcastle one the side right by the river where the ship was docked maybe five feet from the side of the ship river side of it as i moved when the sun did on those weird sun angles i was lets say well lighted up by the sun all exsposed basking in the sun giveing my head part a rest with those 2 5 inch guns i would go butt naked and manualy turn the cannons so the barrels gave shade ; no sound from the paddle wheeler tourist ship it just appeared right in front of me on the side as i could not see around the bridge section and main ops rooms well i simply crossed my legs asap and saluted;; gee they waved back realy they did japan tourists i got up after that and went inside and had a heck of a laught got my camera and took a photo of my chair somewhere out there are tourist with rather weird pictures ii was the only one on the ship that day gee in canada the captain sites naked while resting rolf now iam
    Anonymous said...
    i light tight jeans and one day i tripped over a chain well plit wideeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee opennnnnn i had to wear my shirt around them then an ops when a button broke in a lineup another incident ;;;morelater dinner time
    Anonymous said...
    ok back ok my hair anywhere is black ok just a few grey hairs in eyebrows well useing the mens stuff i put on my eyebrows took y daily shower dried up and went out shopping just a fewdays ago i folks look at me and smile of course iam thinking gee one of my tv shows aired i guess walking into alive health food store ; the ladyies said gee what did you do i said i dont understand your eyebrows i thuoght ohhhhhhhhh let me look in the mirror ; as i did i looked like a clown the stuff made my skin black oh well i laughed it hard that day i nicked named myself mr berry splash re the product nice folks at alive health royal city center that was a good laught i do imitations of folks also and will pull on off on somebody known in my banck as peter pan i sing the slips peter pan i love being insane nother time ; not on video ; chirs in oceanside attending a big spiritual meeting with lots of folks sitting beano for mom did not work as she bent over in some type of ceromony she let one rip and she laughed hard and each laught just caused mor well you know thus was born the foul wind society we joked about that in hollywood to sandiago our friend actor steven seagal gave a special event at the hollywood celebrity center we attented and all that for steven and tibetian ceramonies after all left chris myself again started the foul wind jokes outside the center it was crowded with overhead heating things at night we did our jokeing laughing little did we know as we where so involved in clowning around wehad our audianmces a big one and one or two or ??????????????? isnt hat guy on tlc tv this alone made chris and i bust our guts laughing we ran out of that location as we started also the stumbling scientist stories only in the magical usa my favuoite country by the way ;
    Ron said...
    Cynnie -- I know the songs you sing here, I've been writing a few verses myself.

    Camie is Vitamin Guru for more than yourself, she is my rock for this tarbaby life we lead. I provide the rolling all on my own.

    You your own self stepped up for me just a tic ago, though it remains to be seen if the train will still smash me as flat as Wyle E. Coyote.

    I would sing you songs, tell bad jokes, provide wise council, whatever you need Cynnie. Just ask.
    Furtheron said...
    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Scott

    Scott who?

    Scott nothing to do with you!


    Well - makes me laugh but there you go!

    Quasimodo walks into a bar.

    Bartender - "Yes sure"
    Quasi - "Whisky please"
    Bartender - "Bells alright?"
    Quasi - "Mind your own bloody business!"

    I'll stop now before the death threats start.

    At times life looks too difficult but we all pass through that in time. Hold on.
    Anonymous said...
    gee truee stories ; but true i see my writting is realy bad sorry to put you folks threw that ; we just finished repairing this computer after a agent of some kind came here and stole stuff plus took out files from computer oh well another day in bagshot row
    MichaelWho said...
    Man walks into a bar with a dog and ask for a beer and a whisky for his special dog.

    Whats special about the dog then, asks the barman.

    Its a blacksmith, replies the man.

    A blacksmith?

    Aye, stick a red hot poker up its arse and it'll make a bolt for that door.
    Zee said...
    Ahh, got some jokes HERE ... enjoy!
    Anonymous said...
    Hey, hey, hey... don't even joke about that. If you commit suicide, I'll kill ya! Seriously, some of us couldn't live without you sweetie. Keep in touch with your friends, Cyn.
    Lhonez said...
    > > Two foreign nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to
    the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs."
    > >
    > > "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in
    America, we might as well do as the Americans do."
    > >
    > > Nodding emphatically, the Mother Superior points to a hot dog vendor
    and they both walk towards the cart.
    > >
    > > "Two dogs, please," says one.
    > >
    > > The vendor is only too pleased to oblige and he wraps both hot dogs
    in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the nuns hurry over to a bench
    and begin to unwrap their 'dogs'.
    > >
    > > The Mother Superior is first to open hers. She begins to blush and then,
    staring at it for a moment, leans over to the other nun and whispers cautiously,
    "What part did you get?"
    Lhonez said...
    The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's
    penis was larger than the shaft.

    After 1 year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason that the head
    was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.

    After the US published the study, the French decided to do their own
    study. After $250,000 and 3 years of research, they concluded that the
    reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more
    pleasure during sex.

    Canadians, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study.
    After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46 and 2 cases of beer, they
    concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting
    himself in the forehead.
    Anonymous said...
    well cynthia mentioned an internet stalker i got one also it will try anything to destroy a relationship forge information and present it to the other party as fact we just found out last night adrien who built this computer i had to call him in it was hacked 2 psychos came into my life and now are gone adrien witness to it this stalker is uses brain washing tech but lucky other folks are sueing it well i dont ant to be type cast as a hobbit so ill use my real name iam john hutchison and proud of what you get is a honest friend i dont need to hide under hobbits or other stuff iam seeing the net as an easy way out of real life and its scary ill post my psychological thing also
    A new Ron,ron,ron a new ron,ron said...
    A very camp little fellow, partial to a bit of rough, goes up to the toughest looking dude in a busy Scottish bar. He leans over and whispers into the guys ear that he'd like to offer him a blow-job. The guy at the bar gets up and punches the camp fellow in the face, and proceeds to beat the living shit out of him. He drags him to the door and throws him through the glass door into the street, then returns to his seat.
    Stunned, the barman walk over and asks him just what the hell the little guy said.
    "I'm not sure", says the tough "but it had something to do with a job".
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    Cynnie said...
    goodness..you guys are the best!
    Anonymous said...
    hey we are trying you inspired me to make a funny vidio again send your way i was thinking of something for laura cutey plus i got one film with fox mulders boss giveing me heck not realy but its funny you got a nice gruop of folks here my upcomeing show again bermuda triangle cnn or nbc i dont know national geographic tv and films bermuda triangle called is it true i just got in mail the documents on it airdate unknown still but you got a lot of lovely folks right here your a star in a special ways;; we all are stars realy keep smiling and this is good
    me said...
    i am here, and reading all of this. i am sending you good vibes, but if i put any of my jokes up, i am pretty sure you will get flagged! or worse, removed! and none of your fans want that!
    see you later sweetcheeks!
    Anonymous said...
    smile smile smile its your nature young lady i know it was those twizzlers come lught a bit your missed at the forum i like it when you kick butts get us brainiacs going REMEMBER THIS FROM THE HIGH DESEART IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT LIKE A FRIEGHT TRAIN RUNNING THREW THE NIGHT ITS XXXXXXX EAST OF THE ROCKYIES CALL XXXXX WEST OF THE ROCKYIES CALL XXXX mega hugs
    Jeff H said...
    Guy walks into a doctor's office with a bird on his head.

    The doctor says, "Can I help you?"

    The bird says, "Yeah, can you get this guy off my ass?"
    Camie Vog said...
    please come back. not all of us suck.
    Gary said...
    As a wise Beatle once said, "Life goes on within you and without you."

    I stick around to see what mine will bring. I've had some friends who couldn't do it. Sadly, I lost 3 in 2 years when I was younger. I had to go to the morgue to identify poor tormented David. May he be at peace wherever he is...
    Gary said...
    Guy walks into a bar. "OUCH!!"
    Anonymous said...
    god cynthia i feel like iam dyeing its like this lifestly is kiling me i doubt anybody going to read this but its the computer in part nothing is real i realy fe trapped famuos asshole is all iam but screw it i would sorry for being down but i feel iam going nobody cares realy do they

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